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Alabama

Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.

It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.

Arizona

Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.

Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.

When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person possesses.

It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.

You may not have more than two dildos in a house.

A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.

An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders.

No one is permitted to ride their horse up the stairs of the county court house.

It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.

Virginia

You may not have oral or anal sex.

A person of color may not be oustide or within the city limits after 7 pm.

It is legal for a man to beat his wife on the courthouse steps so long as it is before 8:00 pm.

Jersey

It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.

It is against the law to “frown” at a police officer.

All cats must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts.

No one may annoy someone of the opposite sex.

It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals a the local zoo.

It is illegal to get drunk and annoy others in your house.

Nebreska

Persons with gonorrhea may not marry.

If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.

A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest.

We’ll top this all off tomorrow but in the mean time…. but please don’t wear a mustache in church while your child is burping at a wedding while the bride has gonorrhea and the groom has a shaved chest …. you the bride, the groom and your child could be thrown in the slammer!!!!!!

Alright Jedi knights this is probably one of the most important blogs we’ve ever posted!!! Our sole purpose is to make and keep the world TerAwesome. So we have a really great way to be TerAwesome but it maybe one of the hardest to do….. DONT GET LOCKED UP!!! so we’re going to help you out with a list!!!!! because everyone loves a list!!!!!

The list of things that are against the law…

It’s illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits. (in MD)

It’s illegal to take a lion to the movies. (in Baltimore)

Oral sex can not be given or received anywhere. (in MD)

It is a park rule violation to be in a public park with a sleeveless shirt. (in MD)

You may not curse inside the city limits. (in Baltimore)

Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary. (in Virgina)

It is illegal to tickle women. (in Virgina)

No one may wash a mule on the sidewalk. (in Virgina)

A man may face 60 days in jail for patting a woman’s derriere. (in Virgina)

A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket. (new york)

Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk. (in New York)

People may not slurp their soup. (in New york)

It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel. (in PA)

A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling. (in PA)

Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk. (in PA)

It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors. (in PA)

…. so lets cut back on the pocket ice cream action and get those light down low!!!!! Tune in for more later this week!!! you wont believe it!

TaxLo’s giving away a free open bar (you drink all night for free!) for New Years Eve!

All you have to do is send an email to rsvp@taxidermylodge.com and put in the subject header “I WANT OPEN BAR” and you will be entered into the contest. Be sure to include your first and last name. Winner will be chosen at random and will be notified by mid afternoon on Thursday. This contest is valid only for people 21 and over.

Good luck!

DRINK SPECIALS:
$20 OPEN BAR until midnight!
$30 OPEN BAR all night!
$2 BOHs and $3 RAILS until 10:30!

NO COVER FOR 21+ ALL NIGHT!

$10 for 18-20
AGES 18+

9PM-LATE!

This is all going down at the world famous

SONAR!
(in the BIG room!)
407 E Saratoga
Baltimore City USA
http://www.sonarbaltimore.com

Another set to hit the big screen in 2010 is SALT staring a blond-haired Angelina Jolie kicking ass and taking names after being accused of being a Russian spy. Check it out.

Saving the best for last, we are so stoked to see the first part of the final installment of the epic Harry Potter saga! Harry Potter and the deathly hollows <sounds like a gangsta rap album>. We are very, well not very we’ll say kinda proud…. okay we aren’t really proud at all but dammit we’re not ashamed to say we’ve seen every Harry Potter movie!! Cant wait for the release. Check out the trailer, its the best one we could find on such short notice. I actually got Rick Rolled look for this trailer … lol

One might be for you!!!!!!! Yup, you guessed it Young Melo A.K.A. Sexy Stud according to this video is looking for a girlfriend.. or a roommate .. or someone that wants to eat the cheese burger or something, not really sure,  however we felt like the TerAwesome thing to do was aid her in her search for a cheese burger eating partner. Nevermind this culinary catastrophe look into her heart ……….

Oh.. and dont get lost we’ll miss you too much- 2549 N. Howard St. Baltimore, MD 21218